Schmidt " Strongly Worded E-Mail " Quote Bookmark | New Girl Gifts

“I can’t talk right now. I’m writing a strongly worded email to my florist.” – Schmidt, New Girl

Let Schmidt’s over-the-top charm add some flair to your reading routine with this hilarious metal bookmark.

Our hand-drawn design is sublimated onto recycled aluminium, making it durable, lightweight, and fade-resistant. At 15cm tall, 4.5cm wide, and just 0.5mm thin, it slides perfectly between your pages without adding bulk or damage.

Includes a free black tassel for that extra touch of sophistication—because Schmidt would expect nothing less.

🎁 A perfect gift for New Girl fans, lovers of organized chaos, or anyone who’s ever drafted a dramatic email (to a florist or otherwise).